Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Doubletake... Wah?

I'd like you to imagine a scene. Its the United States of America. From sea to shining sea. A wonderful place from the rolling plains of the midwest to the forests of New England and from the Pacific Ocean to the Gulf of Mexico. Across the lovely landscape lies earths most civilized group of people. Americans. We are smart, kind, considerate, and have achieved much. We have freedom of speech, we have equality, we have a great president in George W. Bush, we have... Wait! Stop right there. Did I get that right? George W. Bush?!?!? What the hell! We couldn't do any better? I'm sure he's a reasonably intellegent guy, and has a good heart, but WHAT THE FLUCK! He speaks worse publicly than a three year old with uncontrolable bladder problems. I dont like him just because of his view politically, I mean, it's a free country, and I don't dislike anyone for their beliefs (except Ann Coulter {Bitch}, and possible Frank Houser, even though I've never met either) but we couldn't find anyone better than Bush? Wait. WE DID!!! Al Gore! More people voted for him. But because certain states votes count more than others, and the electoral college is F***ed up, he lost! What the hell. Imagine a world where Gore is president. I'm having orgasims just because of this day dream, and there is no sex in it. But anyway, Bush. I really think he's a good guy if he's trying to help the country, but he fails, and that's why I have no respect for him, also because he and his cabinet lied to us numerous times, and did several things that defied the constitution. And I know it doesn't matter anymore, but how in the name of all things holy and denim could you possible respect this man?
Another thing that gets me fired up, is when CERTAIN REPUBLICANS *coughanncoultercough* say that Liberals hate America. I'm liberal, and last time I checked, I love this country. And please don't say that you hate America, because if you think about it, you really don't. But anyway, why do Liberals supposedly hate America? Is it because less liberals join the military? Is it because more gay people are liberal? Is it because more rapists, murdurers, neonazis and decendants of Stalin are liberal? I can put my answer in either one word, or three. I chose three. NO FUCKING WAY! Liberals don't hate America, and aren't destroying America. If we were destroying it, why would we run for office? To destroy from capital hill? Do we all meet for I HATE AMERICA meetings? Absoulutly not! I was in one of my friends houses and saw a book that I believe was titled "Why Liberal Hate America". I've also heard that liberals are to be associated with the devil, and are destroying christianity. What the hell? I was once reading an editorial that told all liberals (because we're destroying America) to go sailing to Iran to watch the wales. Waaaah? Well, I'm done writing for now, or else I'll be late for my I HATE AMERICA meeting.

-Peter
PS: If any of this offended you, its my personal opinion, and I didn't mean to insult you or the way you feel. Just tell me if I upset you.

Monday, February 18, 2008

Valentines Day

Its already passes, but should it be a real holiday? I think its a good idea in theory, but it does not correlate with what love actually is. What is love ask you? Well obviously there is no one definition, but one thing is certain. It relies on spontinaity. Lets say I have a girlfriend (or a boyfriend, to appease the agey peeps)to show her I love/like/have feelings for her, I would do at random times, because that shows that I often think about her, and I'm not obligated to do nice things for her. This why Valentines Day is no good. Im schedualed to buy me hypothetical girlfriend flowers, or jewlery or thongs. Thus, valentines day has nothing to do with love, but is a mere scam to get you to buy candies, and leingere. Perhaps I feel this way because I know that nothing good happens to me on Valentines Day, and its an upseting day for me, but I still feel that this is true. -Peter

New Post! Its been a while.

Well folks, I'm back, as if you missed me. Well I was in Cleveland this weekend, visiting the rock and roll hall of fame. I got to see a lot of cool things, like some of my favorite artists guitars, drums, and clothes, among other things. I felt blessed to be in the presence of these things. But two things struck me as strange: 1. I saw a Bass used by John Entwistle that actually intimidated me. 2. Although I had already visited the Queen and Who exhibits, later that day, I was drawn to them, and went back. I know its corney, but I thought, should I really be worshiping these things? And thats exactly what I was doing; I was'nt just paying homage to by favorite bands, I was worshiping these material objects. Needless to say, to a certain degree, I'm ashamed. But oh well. I'm sure it will pass, but it was sort of a wake up call. Nonetheless, if you ever find yourself in Cleveland, make sure to visit the hall of fame. It was incredible.

Saturday, February 9, 2008

Pride

Miss Olivia Downs always tells me to "get over myself", but is a little pride a bad thing? I think its good to be proud of what you've done. You should appreciate it, realize it, and other people should too. When it gets to the point that your openly proud about everything, now thats bad. Here's a list of things I'm proud of-
1. Being an accomplished musician
a. Being one of the best guitarists in our grade
b. Being a pretty good pianist
c. Working on Saxophone, and the progress I'm making
d. Being a pretty good singer
2. Being one of the smartest kids in our grade, behind of couse several fold (ie. Allison, Matt, Kit, and several others)
3. I'm a pretty good stratagist, and I almost always win in risk.
4. I have incredible hair.
This a list of the main things I'm proud of, and I'm open about it. So please, don't tell me that I brag, because I think I'm just appreciating the work I've put into these things. All of you too have things to be proud of too, and I encourage you too! These people and things include:
1. Alison- You're way smart! It's insane!
2. Matt- You also are ridiculously smart! You also pick up quickly on things, and have DECENT hair.
3. Kit- Youre an incredible drummer, and have the intellegence of a genius! TWO MEASURES!
4. Bo- You happen to have the best nickname ever, most potential for a good head banger, and you have successfully redefined the Baritone Horn.
If you want kind words on yourself and I forgot you, just leave a comment!

Friday, February 1, 2008

Politics.

Dear readers,
As most of you know, I have a brother who is majoring in political science. At Vassar. Now I have the good fortune of hearing about politics as the only dinner conversation. So I guess you could call me pretty well informed. Also, I have pretty strong beliefs. Now I'd like you to think for a minute about how politically inclined you actually are. What issues do you really have an opinion on or not? Example- I dont' know enough about the health care or social security issues to make a stand and argue. Which brings me to my next point. But before I venture into this, I would like to tell you a story. I was today playing a great game of Risk with my two friends, and his little brother. I was about to invade the little one. He begged me not to, and jokingly he said "Ill nuke myself if you don't invade me". We all had a laugh and I making a joke said, "No but Bush might do that". All the democrats in the room gave a nice hearty laugh. The little brother, a misinformed "republican" who scored democrat on a quiz I gave him felt it was his duty to tell us that if Kerry were elected president, he would nuke America. And this youngling was serious. This infuriated me, and I was visible about it. He kept stating how stupid Kerry was, and how stupid Democrats are. I asked him to stop. He did not. Eventually I got him to stop, but it made me think. I don't have a problem with someone who is well informed, but has different political views. I'll debate them happily. Take Frank Houser for example. He's well informed so hell! I'd gladly have a discussion with him. However, what I can not stand, is when someone misinformed dares to argue with me. Because thats just not fair. You say democrats hate America? Well have you thought that if you know nothing about politics (so little that you would make such an offense statement as the one above)you don't love your country? Because that's telling me that you don't care what happens, not knowing the President, or candidates, or whats going on. It feels good to get that out of my system. Have a fantastic day. "You know whats real contagious? A big ol' smile!"
-Peter

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Now for some real thought...

I was listening to the song "Pure and Easy" by Pete Townshend (performed by the Who). And the concept behind it, is that the meaning of life is in one note. Cool right? I got to thinking. Wouldn't that be cool? I know it's probably not going down like that, but it's fun to imagine, right? I love deep songs.

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

The Chains That Bind Us

Despite the deep sounding title, this is not deep at all. This is about something I witnessed this afternoon that might have been one of the stupidest things I've seen in quite a while. We've all seen the Gothic people wearing chains on their pants. Well this has never been my favorite fashion statement, even if you can call it that. All those stereotyped as Gothic have worn them. It's a staple in their appearance. Well as I was waltzing along to a wonderful afternoon of play practice, I saw too girls clad in black, chained together at the knee. Not only is this not cool in anyway (which I imagine they are trying to acheive), it hindered their ability to walk properly. So I wonder, is this ridculous acceserization necessary?