Wednesday, December 12, 2007
My Own Beauty
Why yes I am beautiful, but it is slightly creepy how attatched some are to my hair. I haven't gotten a wink of sleep since I was 12 because I've been afraid that one of my more insane disciples COUGH*MATT*COUGH woud come in the night, shave my head and make love to it. So please, disciples you may bask in the glow of my radiant hair, but please let me keep it. And why keep the beauty among us? Preach the good word! Let others know of the secrets that lie deep within my hair, eyes, soul, and pants! Amen -Peter
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AMEN TO THAT!
umm, pk? this is not a comment on your beauty, but on your inability to see. BARAK OBAMA IS NOT IRISH. HIS NAME IS AFRICAN. THEREFORE, "OBAMA" HAS NO APOSTROPHE. it's not barak of the bama. dear.
also, you're pretty awesome.
hearts!
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