I'd like you to imagine a scene. Its the United States of America. From sea to shining sea. A wonderful place from the rolling plains of the midwest to the forests of New England and from the Pacific Ocean to the Gulf of Mexico. Across the lovely landscape lies earths most civilized group of people. Americans. We are smart, kind, considerate, and have achieved much. We have freedom of speech, we have equality, we have a great president in George W. Bush, we have... Wait! Stop right there. Did I get that right? George W. Bush?!?!? What the hell! We couldn't do any better? I'm sure he's a reasonably intellegent guy, and has a good heart, but WHAT THE FLUCK! He speaks worse publicly than a three year old with uncontrolable bladder problems. I dont like him just because of his view politically, I mean, it's a free country, and I don't dislike anyone for their beliefs (except Ann Coulter {Bitch}, and possible Frank Houser, even though I've never met either) but we couldn't find anyone better than Bush? Wait. WE DID!!! Al Gore! More people voted for him. But because certain states votes count more than others, and the electoral college is F***ed up, he lost! What the hell. Imagine a world where Gore is president. I'm having orgasims just because of this day dream, and there is no sex in it. But anyway, Bush. I really think he's a good guy if he's trying to help the country, but he fails, and that's why I have no respect for him, also because he and his cabinet lied to us numerous times, and did several things that defied the constitution. And I know it doesn't matter anymore, but how in the name of all things holy and denim could you possible respect this man?
Another thing that gets me fired up, is when CERTAIN REPUBLICANS *coughanncoultercough* say that Liberals hate America. I'm liberal, and last time I checked, I love this country. And please don't say that you hate America, because if you think about it, you really don't. But anyway, why do Liberals supposedly hate America? Is it because less liberals join the military? Is it because more gay people are liberal? Is it because more rapists, murdurers, neonazis and decendants of Stalin are liberal? I can put my answer in either one word, or three. I chose three. NO FUCKING WAY! Liberals don't hate America, and aren't destroying America. If we were destroying it, why would we run for office? To destroy from capital hill? Do we all meet for I HATE AMERICA meetings? Absoulutly not! I was in one of my friends houses and saw a book that I believe was titled "Why Liberal Hate America". I've also heard that liberals are to be associated with the devil, and are destroying christianity. What the hell? I was once reading an editorial that told all liberals (because we're destroying America) to go sailing to Iran to watch the wales. Waaaah? Well, I'm done writing for now, or else I'll be late for my I HATE AMERICA meeting.
-Peter
PS: If any of this offended you, its my personal opinion, and I didn't mean to insult you or the way you feel. Just tell me if I upset you.
2 comments:
AMEN!!
yes, liberals obviously hate america, and this is so apparently proven in the fact that they are trying to fix america rather than just leaving.
go anti-ann-coulter-ness! i can't exactly remember what she did a few months back that was so outrageous, but i do remember that it was infuriating. i think it was antisemitic. then again who can keep track of all of her issues?
Great Post Peter! Way to go!
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